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Today, My roommate stole my very important term paper and turned it in with his name written on it. He saved him self but fucked me in the process. LAB

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Nov 12, 2012 01:07 AM - Misc - by im fucked

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Today, I really understood how unintelligent my 14 year old son is. He actually went up a tree, climbed out on a branch and sawed it of while he on it. Of course he fell of landing face first on the rock beneath him. LAB

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Nov 12, 2012 01:07 AM - Family - by darrylchamp

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Today, the ugliest guy at the club came up to me and said "I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy in here that you have a chance to get with. So what do you say? You up?" LAB

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May 19, 5258 01:52 PM - Misc - by 87 SnitcH

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Today, my husband asked me this romantic question "Seriously. Is your ass supposed to be sagging like that?" LAB

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Nov 7, 2012 02:06 AM - Love - by m9m

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Today, my roommate told me that during the night she had seen and spoken to an angel. The angel looked exactly like David Hasselhoff and told her that I was a demon in disguise. I'm living with her for the next three years. LAB

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Nov 5, 2012 02:50 AM - Misc - by Luljana

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Today, I went to pick my kid up at kindergarten. When I got there and asked where she was I remembered she had spent the day at home sick. The staff there was very impressed about how bad my memory is. LAB

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Nov 4, 2012 03:18 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

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Today, my girlfriend found a sick fly in the window. She desperately wanted to take it to the vet. So we did. LAB

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Nov 3, 2012 03:47 PM - Misc - by F9Dooa

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Today, my six year old son saw my breasts for the first time in years. He then asked me "Have your boobies died, mommy?" LAB

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Nov 3, 2012 03:47 PM - Misc - by Pipppapap

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Today, I noticed that the expiration date on all my condoms have passed two years ago. That says allot about how sexually active my life is. LAB

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Nov 3, 2012 03:15 AM - Intimacy - by Peer

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Today, I heard my daughter play with her dolls. She was saying stuff like "oh, yes. You like that, don't you?" and "I'm coming!" She had heard it from my husband and I. LAB

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Nov 2, 2012 04:42 PM - Family - by 30disk

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Today, after smoking some weed, I got the munchies real bad. I ate five bars of chocolate, two muffins, a big bag of donuts and three boxes of Pringles. I'm supposed to be on a diet. LAB

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Nov 2, 2012 02:44 AM - Health - by homebands

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Today, I found out that my name means cunt in french. LAB

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Nov 1, 2012 06:19 AM - Misc - by Anonymous

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